The Dirty Joke Discount (DJD) is a cutting-edge program brought to you by the finest scientific minds the world has to offer. The premise is simple, but the delivery requires skill and precision. The DJD is born out of long road trips with your hunting buddy, late night campfires after a long pack-out where the hysteria sets in, and the general raunchiness that occurs when you send a bunch of man boys into the woods and let them go chase wild animals. The DJD is as follows:
You email us your favorite dirty joke to DJD@katmaigear.com, if we’ve never heard it before and it makes us laugh, you get 15% off your order and we might even throw in some stickers because you’re a sick bastard.
A lot of companies these days feel the need to put on a face or present a certain image that exudes prestige and stoicism. At Katmai we’re all about building awesome gear while not taking ourselves too seriously. For some brands that’s the way their image has been since their inception and they’re afraid to let loose. When we started this adventure, we decided we wouldn’t do it if we couldn’t simply be ourselves. We like to hunt, hike, fish, camp, and slam an unhealthy amount of booze in the woods. If you have a question or concern we’ll answer it in a no BS way and treat you like a real person.
If we ever lose our sick sense of humor and start going all high-brow, you guys have our permission to send us hate mail.
At Katmai, we’re dedicated to bringing you the best possible product without ever taking ourselves too seriously. We’re (mostly) normal people so if you have any questions feel free to contact us and we’ll do our best to treat you exactly like we’d hope to be treated.
